" I'm still on London time, does that count?" "Oh that counts." "Oh good!" - "The One After Ross Says Rachel"
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Chandler x Snark | The One Where They All Turn 30
(via hazyrecollections)
“The hottest I’ve ever seen Phoebe is in her wedding dress. I would love to have been Mike that night.”
FRIENDS REWATCH - Season 7, Episode 20
RACHEL: What?! Wait a minute! No wait a minute!
Okay? Look, that night was the one wild thing I have ever done in my entire life, and I’m not gonna let you take that away from me! Okay, so if you don’t remember that, maybe you will remember this! (She grabs Melissa and kisses her on the lips.)
MELISSA: My God! You love me!
RACHEL: What?
MELISSA: Of course I remember our kiss. I think about it all the time. I can still hear the coconuts knockin’ together I… I just didn’t want to tell you ‘cause I didn’t think that you’d return my love, and now that you have… (Leans in to kiss Rachel.)
RACHEL: Whoa! Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
MELISSA: Aww, look who’s being suddenly shy. You can’t tell me you don’t feel what I feel. Nobody can kiss that good and not mean it.
RACHEL: I-I-I-I’m just…I’m just a good kisser!
MELISSA: Shut up!
RACHEL: I’m sorry!
MELISSA: Oh you don’t have to be sorry. I’m…I’m obviously kidding. I’m not in love with you. (To Phoebe) I’m not in love with her. I don’t hear coconuts banging together. Yeah, I don’t…picture your face when I make love to my boyfriend. Anyway, I gotta go. Eh…kiss good-bye? No? Okay.
(via thecuriouscaseofiamadouchebag)
